Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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