small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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