I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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