Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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