Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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