it was like his penis was on wheels.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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