Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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