Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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