i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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