dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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