I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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