My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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