Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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