Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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