I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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