hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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