looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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