remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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