Don't you send me to vm
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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