i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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