well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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