Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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