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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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