I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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