Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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