I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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