my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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