I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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