he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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