so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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