i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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