eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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