do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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