Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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