There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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