scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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