We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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