my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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