I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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