are you still at the devil's house?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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