He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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