Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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