im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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