She's JV to your varsity
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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