I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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