my vag is so smooth its legendary
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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