I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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