have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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