Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i wish my penis had a tongue
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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