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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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